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TMH Shows » Season 3
Next show: #TMH22 » Fri, 11/6, 7pmP/10pmE
SHOW 21: Eggnog Code Red / 57 min / November 3, 2009
Kris and David debate Care Bear typecasting, thoroughly answer a listener’s call about how to deal with self-righteous genies, die on Facebook and solve mysteries in the far future.
ASK ME HARDER: Call our Tweetline at (864)64-TWEET with questions on any topic, of any nature, and we will give you an answer of some fashion, perhaps, probably, yes. CALL NOW
TMH LIVE » November 14, 2009 in Hollywood, CA
Join David Malki ! and Kris Straub for the first LIVE on-stage performance of Tweet Me Harder, on November 14, 2009 at 8 PM at The Complex Theatre in Hollywood, CA — with special appearances by Fake Stan Lee and Dave Kellett, friends of Tweet Me Harder (but not each other).
Open to the public, TMH LIVE is free to attend. Come out and show your support! You can also share the event with your friends and RSVP on our Facebook event page.
Note to Antarctic scientists: if sunny Southern California is too far away for you, you can also tune in here on the site to watch a live stream of the show.
TMH Shows » Season 2
Next show: #TMH21 » Tues, 11/3, 7pmP/10pmE
SHOW 20: Capital Investments / 54 min / October 28, 2009
Kris and David discuss the cold autumn weather, take several Poll Me Harder calls, and tackle environmental issues.
WARNING: This episode is not for the faint of heart — it contains CORPORATE SPONSORSHIP.
SHOW 19: Wine In, Wine Out / 52 min / October 22, 2009
Kris and David recall sordid tales of pseudo-stalkerish romantic behavior, back in high school when that stuff was basically encouraged. Also, capricious zephyrs, truck wallets, and in Poll Me Harder, a question about eating alone.
SHOW 18: Lightning Bag / 1hr 02 min / October 15, 2009
Kris and David explore mollusk retreats, lies we tell ourselves about lightning, figure out why we don’t delete old MP3s, and in Poll Me Harder, unravel the motivation behind folding your T-shirts versus sealing them between glass plates.
SHOW 17: Man of the Fiscal Year / 1hr 02 min / October 1, 2009
Kris and David tackle issues of sanitation, the transmission of food across great distances, the sterling human responsibility to award trophies to oneself, and the crapshoot that is generic-brand consumer products.
SHOW 16: Free on Craigslist / 50min / September 30, 2009
Kris and David discuss the perils of moving, and have problems abandoning unwanted stuff on Craigslist.
SHOW 15x: Snail Diapers / ?hr ??min / September 24, 2009
Kris and David tackle fancy ketchup, I think french fries… something about a snail… maybe… ?
SHOW 14: Belt Locks / 1hr 10min / September 16, 2009
Kris and David hypothesize about food science, hear an update from the caller whose dog has come to love boogers, detail the entirety of Bazooka Joe’s sordid history, and in Poll Me Harder, crack open the mythos of fortune cookies.
SHOW 13: Man-Cougars / 55min / September 2, 2009
Kris and David wonder about job prospects for liberal-arts majors and other unmarketables, debate mammalian venom, and in Poll Me Harder, discover whether it’s common to condition a dog to eat boogers.
SHOW 12: The Eye of Jupiter / 58min / August 26, 2009
Kris and David examine a soup analogy, ponder the accomplishment expectations of inanimate objects, and in Poll Me Harder, ask how many people perform elaborate rituals to protect themselves from supernatural threats.
SHOW 11: Meal Pipe / 51min / August 19, 2009
Kris and David wonder if they are alone in the strange things they do. Also, sinister dragons and the introduction of Poll Me Harder, with a spirited discussion on the order of operations at mealtime.
TMH Shows » Season 1
BONUS MP3 TRACKS:
Simple Machines - Malki ! version
Simple Machines - Straub version
Simple Machines - Fake Stan Lee version
Kris & Malki - Spittin’ Freestyle
SHOW 10: Fireworks / 46min / August 7, 2009
Seeking a way to vent their simmering rage at one another, Kris and David enlist Fake Stan Lee as a conflict counselor and throwdown-ajudicator. Also, ageist personal ads, public-access hotties and listener raps.
SHOW 9: A Secret Isthmus / 59min / July 31, 2009
Kris and David ponder the ramifications of undersea time travel, explain three easy ways to simplify your life, debate the preferred method of throwing telephones at your friends and start a bitter feud.
SHOW 8: The Centrifuge Method / 1hr 2min / July 19, 2009
Kris and David relish their graying plumage, completely revolutionize the masking-baldness industry, and ponder the long-term benefits of perfect attendance.
SHOW 7: Escape From the Dentist / 1hr 11min / July 15, 2009
Kris and David consider the destruction of the modern world, number Larry King’s nipples easily into the dozens, and follow up with Kris’ brother Kurt regarding the “Dear Minnie” business from TMH6.
SHOW 6: My Dear Minnie / 1hr 6min / July 8, 2009
Kris explains at loving length a cherished, saucy memory from his past, and David applies scientific rigor to see if it ever actually happened. Also, advice for the unmotivated, and 10-year-old Kris and David write novels.
SHOW 5: Feed My Turtles / 1hr 4min / July 1, 2009
Kris and David explain how developing a sense of taste can ruin your life, then explore listener tales of Lengthy Obligations and invent a radical new automotive braking system.
SHOW 4: The Hogwashers/ 1hr 2min / June 22, 2009
Kris and David debate whether the world around Garfield exists because he wills it, whether the Mercury Mariner is amphibious, and dispense advice to tweetsfolk that occasionally brushes butterfly-fingertips with cogency.
SHOW 3: Hammerin’ Hornets / 1hr 0min / June 16, 2009
Kris and David discuss Hubristic Missteps, including the karmic tale of a woman assaulted by the entire food chain and a toddler having problems with cereal.
SHOW 2: Houses Made of Bones / 1hr 13min / June 10, 2009
Kris and David share listener tales of Unanticipated Victories, and debate the moral repercussions of a free gumball, the etymology of the drumstick, and how American economic policy keeps its citizens safe from blackjacking.
SHOW 1: Parka Car Wash / 1hr 13min / June 3, 2009
Kris and David discuss telling stories with toilet paper, the ethics of bikini car washes, and whether or not Malibu Jim believes in his products.
What's all this
Tweet Me Harder is a new kind of internet radio talk show. Hosted by Kris Straub and David Malki !, it’s a weekly gabfest with an agenda set by you.
During the show, you’re encouraged to send tweets @tweethard — David & Kris will use your messages as springboards for raucous conversation. Occasionally they’ll ask you, the audience, for suggestions on a topic; other times they’ll take polls; occasionally they will ignore you altogether. It all comes together into an internet podstream webcast audiozap comedy program.
Every episode will be archived here on this site for later listening as well. So it’s a live podcast that you tweet at. That you tweet hard at.
When you tweet the show, use hashtags. That way you can also search by hashtag to see what everyone else is tweeting, in real time. Every show will have a unique hashtag — so if you listen to a past show, you can search for the corresponding hashtag and follow along with the flow of the conversation even in the future. (At least for as long as Twitter's search archives last.)
AMAZING.
The show is streamed live from this very page, up there in that video play window. (Although it is an audio-only show.)
